Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize
