It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Send help, water and tortillas.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
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