Don't you send me to vm
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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