I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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