Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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