What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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