im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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