I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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