Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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