you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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