I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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