we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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