We won't sleep together?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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