Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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