you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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