Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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