Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
BRING THE BAGELS
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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