oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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