The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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