I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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