god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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