He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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