love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
