dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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