fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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