Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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