let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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