I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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