i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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