doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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