Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
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Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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