Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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