her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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