We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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