im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He felt like a one man threesome
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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