i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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