I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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