So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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