how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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