but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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