Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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