Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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