Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Randomize
