the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I cut my penus on the lid.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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