is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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