So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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