her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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