In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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