we're chasing vodka with high fives
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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