I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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