I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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