dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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